I've gone and caught my mothers cold. Sigh. I could have really done without feeling this crap at the moment, but what can I do? Apart from drink lots of liquid, suck on god-awful throat sweets, and take it easy.
Anyway, I'm in the middle of finishing up interview and promo blog posts for next Mondays release, Cranberry Blood (Book 1 in The Blood Series.) *Squeaks* I'm seriously super excited about this release! ^_^ So, since I shall be doing some serious heavy blogging for the next fortnight, I thought I would just do something fun today.
Werewolf Jokes! Cheesy and they all remind me of the idiotic type of jokes that my mother tells, but hey, you gotta love a bit of cheese on your Monday, right?
Q. Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
A. He was chop-lifting.
Q. How do you stop a werewolf from howling in the back of the car?
A. Put him in the front.
Q. What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
A. It became a wash and werewolf.
Q. What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
A. Best vicious of the season.
Q. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A. A monster with an all-over perm.
Q. Why do werewolves do well at school?
A. Because every time they're asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer.
Q. Where does a werewolf sit in the theatre?
A. Anywhere he wants to!
Q. What's furry and seldom rings?
A. An unlisted werewolf.
Q. What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
A. Anything you want, he can't chase you.
Q. What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
A You had some party last night.
Q. Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves' party?
A. He had them howling in the aisles.
Q. Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by the tail?
A. It might be the werewolf's tail, but it could be the end of you.
Q. How do you stop a werewolf from attacking you?
A. Throw a stick and shout fetch!
Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a werewolf."
Doctor: "Shut up and comb your face."
And lastly, the joke that reminds me of my mother, mainly because she says it every now and again . . .
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm all right nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!
I hope you've had a lovely Monday! :-D