Finally we have jokes!

I swear I am not going to make a habit out of posting late. If it happens it is usually because I have been able to get online, or exhaustion from the day job, which is a little more naughty than the first reason, but some days my brain is literally a pile of much and I mean, you've seen my posts when it's not in that state of melting.

So, because this is technically a late post, and because I have to be up at the beautiful time of 4:30 am tomorrow I am going to post some jokes, which I promised to do the other week. Two are a tad rude, but they made me laugh, and to any blond(e)s reading this, I am a blonde so I'm not trying to insult y'all.

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* A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

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Also, and on a completely different note, I've been interviewed by Julie over at Julie's Book Review where there is a fab rafflecopter giveaway going on. Lot's of goodies to win including a PDF copy of my erotic thriller, "Creak," plus I'm giving away a swag pack. Interested in winning? Just hop on over and leave an entry.

http://juliesbookreview.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/come-on-over-and-meet-elizabeth-morgan.html?spref=fb 

"Creak" was also awarded 4 stars. . . "Melt the pages erotica and then totally creepy and leaves you wanting your mommy, horror for the thriller." 

http://juliesbookreview.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/review-of-creak-by-elizabeth-morgan.html?spref=fb

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* All jokes were found, laughed at, and borrowed from - http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/

Werewolf Jokes

I've gone and caught my mothers cold. Sigh. I could have really done without feeling this crap at the moment, but what can I do? Apart from drink lots of liquid, suck on god-awful throat sweets, and take it easy.

Anyway, I'm in the middle of finishing up interview and promo blog posts for next Mondays release, Cranberry Blood (Book 1 in The Blood Series.) *Squeaks* I'm seriously super excited about this release! ^_^ So, since I shall be doing some serious heavy blogging for the next fortnight, I thought I would just do something fun today.

Werewolf Jokes! Cheesy and they all remind me of the idiotic type of jokes that my mother tells, but hey, you gotta love a bit of cheese on your Monday, right?

Q. Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
A. He was chop-lifting.

Q. How do you stop a werewolf from howling in the back of the car?
A. Put him in the front.

Q. What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
A. It became a wash and werewolf.

Q. What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
A. Best vicious of the season.

Q. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A. A monster with an all-over perm.

Q. Why do werewolves do well at school?
A. Because every time they're asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer.

Q. Where does a werewolf sit in the theatre?
A. Anywhere he wants to!

Q. What's furry and seldom rings?
A. An unlisted werewolf.

Q. What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
A. Anything you want, he can't chase you.

Q. What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
A You had some party last night.

Q. Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves' party?
A. He had them howling in the aisles.

Q. Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by the tail?
A. It might be the werewolf's tail, but it could be the end of you.

Q. How do you stop a werewolf from attacking you?
A. Throw a stick and shout fetch!

Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a werewolf."
Doctor: "Shut up and comb your face."

And lastly, the joke that reminds me of my mother, mainly because she says it every now and again . . .

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm all right nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!

I hope you've had a lovely Monday! :-D